March 2011
7 posts
2 tags
Wine Diary:
3/26-
Lacrima
Red…well, purple.
High tannins, then turns into flowers.
Drink Alone, food just takes away from it.
Favorite so far.
February 2011
4 posts
1 tag
“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in...”
– Winston Churchill (via nedhepburn)
January 2011
3 posts
March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
1 post
October 2009
1 post
You Talk Too Much.
You just do. Make sure that people want to talk to you before you go spouting off. Small talk might seem like a chore at first, but uninvited “big talk” will have you labeled as an annoying chick in no time, which gives the rest of us a bad reputation, you bitch.
September 2009
8 posts
Wake the Fuck Up.
No, I’m not going to tell you to pay attention to the world around you. I’m really just telling you to wake up. Be it coffee or cocaine, just get energized. A good burst of artificial energy can get you up and atom with a smile on your face and help you repress all of those reasons you have to lock yourself in your room and listen to Bright Eyes instead.
Little bottles of wine...
Not just for hobos! Pick them up at the grocery store. They are perfect for movie theaters or for drinking in moderation at your mother-in-law’s house.
Challenge Yourself
In order to stay motivated in your career, you should always feel challenged. If you feel you can adequately or better perform your duties after or while drinking, you should work toward a higher position.
Vomit by the third date.
Suffering really bonds people. Plus, if the relationship is going anywhere at all, this will happen eventually.
Upgrade your web browser →
Microsoft let me know that not everyone is cool enough to own a Mac. I can live with that. If you are not cool enough to use firefox either, there is still hope for you. Upgrade to the latest version of Explorer and your web will be a better place.
Stop drinking pink wine.
If you are old enough to be reading this, you are old enough to stop drinking white zinfandel. It’s ok, we all had to start somewhere, but you look like a real spaz. Move on to a nice pinot grigio or stick with screwdrivers.