Alice Ayres' Book of Lunacy

Bought these as an office snack. What a sad story. They taste like crunchy BBQ air. But they smell like paste/paper mache/moldy towels for real.

Didn’t someone in marketing at Seapoint Farms catch this? Doesn’t the whole factory smell like wet dog? Why didn’t someone call those scientists who make McDonald’s burgers smell like meat and makeup smell like roses. This is a food. It has to smell appetizing, folks.

I’ll make it through the bag though because as long as I end up with BBQ in my mouth, I don’t really care how it got there.

curiousintent:

Batman and the Gotham City Sirens in colour.

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I love these bitches.

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oberstingwithconor:

It’s supposed to rain on Sunday :/

H: Hey Conor, how are you liking Lord of the Rings

C: ehm, can you get me some ice cream

H: Sure, just plain right

C: Nevermind, I’m sleepng

catchstars:

things always seem different at night.

<3

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I keep hearing that Lady Gaga is copying Madonna. Oh my god you people are fucking GENIUSES. How did you form that connection?!

The thing is when I see old Madonna footage, however good it may be, I think “Man, that’s old” and when I see new Madonna footage I think “Man, that’s old”.

And it can’t just stop there folks, someone’s got to amuse us here today.

I’m not really into the whole warm weather thing, but this shit was heartbreaking. So, make room for me on the “Yay Spring” bandwagon, so I can sit next to Robert.

fuckyeahtattoos:

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